Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...