Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...