No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...