Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...