No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...