Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...