Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...