Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...