Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...