Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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How is a man like a snow fall?
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