Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...