The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!