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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
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Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
How do you make a butterfly
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