Hair Up
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What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...