A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...