Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...