Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...