Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!