No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...