Fruit of your Life
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An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
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Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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New scientific theories VI
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Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....