Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...