The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...