Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...