The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...