Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...