At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...