You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...