Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!