Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
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Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...