An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...