Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...