New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...