Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill