The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...