Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...