Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...