Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...