Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...