What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...