A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———-...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...