You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...