What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...