The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
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Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
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The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
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Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg