Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...