Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...