Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...