Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...