School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...