Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...