Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...