IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...