Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...