Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....