Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...