So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...